[x] You have screamed at an inanimate object for “hurting” you. (And for almost dying on me. D: )
[ ] You have ran into a glass/screen door.
[ ] You have jumped out of a moving vehicle.
[x] You have thought of something funny and laughed, and then people gave you weird looks. (All the time. xD)
[ ] You have run into a tree/bush.
[ ] You have been called a blond.

TOTAL: 2

[ ] You know that it IS possible to lick your elbow.
[ ] You just tried to lick your elbow.
[x] You never knew that the Alphabet and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star had the same melody.
[] You just sang them to make sure.
[x] You have tripped on your own feet and fallen. *WHO hasn't done this?! they just haven't LIVED until they have!*
[x] You have choked on your own spit.

TOTAL: 3

[ ] You have seen the Matrix and still don’t get it.
[ ] You type with three fingers or less.
[x] You have accidentally caught something on fire.
[ ] You tried to drink out of a straw, but it went into your nose.
[x] You have caught yourself drooling.

TOTAL: 2

[x] You have fallen asleep in class.*I woke up at 4 in the morning and drove for three hours for a MATH CLASS, it had to happen*
[x] Sometimes you just stop thinking.
[x] Sometimes when you are telling a story you forget what you are talking about. (Again, ALL the time. My roommate finds it amusing.)
[ ] People often shake their heads and walk away from you.
[ ] You are often told to use your ‘inside voice’.

TOTAL: 3

[x] You use your fingers to do simple math.
[x] You have eaten a bug accidentally.*EVERYONE HAS! did you know the FDA has an "acceptable bug parts per case/unit" ? YES everyone has eaten bugs without really meaning to
[ ] You are taking this test when you should be doing something more important.
[x] You have put your clothes on backwards or inside out, and didn’t realize it.
[x] You’ve looked all over for something and realized it was in your hand/pocket the whole time.

TOTAL: 4

[ ] You have posted bulletins because you are scared that what they say will happen if you don't.
[x] You break a lot of things. (Not on purpose. I just have bad luck.)
[x] You tilt your head when you’re confused.
[x] You have fallen out of your chair before.
[x] When you’re lying in bed, you try to find pictures in the texture on the ceiling. (At my old house, anyway.)
[ ] The word “um” is used frequently.
[ ] You don’t know what “um” means.
[x] You say “what” and “huh” a lot.
[x] You plan to use a calculator to multiply your score for this bulletin.

TOTAL: 6

GRAND TOTAL: 20

NOW, take your total, and multiply it by 4.
and re-post as: I am ___% Mentally ill.

That IS a lot lower than I expected! I thought I'd be at least Crazier than ILMB!
Well you know about great minds as all.